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Would you participate?

YES, as long as I would remain anonymous.
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60%
NO, but I must remember to tell my Uncle Pervey.
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No votes
NO, but I'll volunteer to clean up afterwards.
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No votes
NO, there seems to be a lot of my co-workers on vacation that day.
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40%
 
Total votes: 5
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Post by ZIPPER » Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:29 pm

The BBC's Channel 4 has commissioned a documentary about the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" as part of a series of programs dubbed "Wank week". Article on this here

"The organizer of the event, the San Francisco-based Centre for Sex and Culture, has run mass masturbation events in the US for the past five years to raise money for safe sex groups and plans to replicate the formula in the UK."
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Post by bio » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:20 pm

And the next day, there'll be a mad rush for lotion.... for the kids with the chapped happy places.

Hell... sign my ass up!
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Post by ironpants » Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:28 pm

"YES, as long as I would remain anonymous."

Where's the "Sure, on national television if it's available" option?
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Post by miftah » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:19 am

Yeah, I think there should be prizes for "greatest yield by volume" (both men and women's divisions), "greatest distance" (like watermelon seed spitting, only different), and a blue ribbon for "greatest density and viscocity." The final rounds for these competitions should be broadcast on national television. Maybe then we'd finally be in a position to compete with the Japanese.
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Post by bio » Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:40 am

miftah wrote:Maybe then we'd finally be in a position to compete with the Japanese.
I dunno on that. With all the weird ass tenticle rape crap they look at over there, I fear that they will once again dominate us.
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