The BBC's Channel 4 has commissioned a documentary about the UK's first "masturbate-a-thon" as part of a series of programs dubbed "Wank week". Article on this here
"The organizer of the event, the San Francisco-based Centre for Sex and Culture, has run mass masturbation events in the US for the past five years to raise money for safe sex groups and plans to replicate the formula in the UK."
Masturbate-A-Thon
Masturbate-A-Thon
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"YES, as long as I would remain anonymous."
Where's the "Sure, on national television if it's available" option?
Where's the "Sure, on national television if it's available" option?
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Yeah, I think there should be prizes for "greatest yield by volume" (both men and women's divisions), "greatest distance" (like watermelon seed spitting, only different), and a blue ribbon for "greatest density and viscocity." The final rounds for these competitions should be broadcast on national television. Maybe then we'd finally be in a position to compete with the Japanese.
"Fear of the bee means the honey is for me" - Jhonn Balance
