Vader never told you what happened to your father...

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:29 pm

Dude, you're such a geek, you dress up as Vader and come to Toys R Us to buy a video in this stupid costume and... wait a sec, nevermind. Wanna duel?

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:58 am

Geoffrey fought for all he was worth, knowing if he lost that Darth Vader would become the new icon and head of Toys 'R Us, plunging American society into a thousand years of despair....

CrazyAlabamianLlama · Post by **CrazyAlabamianLlama** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:11 am

Geoffrey, after losing to Dark Vader relizes that Vader would be king of toys and that all locked up bounty hunters will be set free and the life of the toy industry will come to an end as we know it! As geoffrey was about to use his animal like senses, Dark Vader came to his side and said

Geoffrey, I am your uncle!

Then after the shock, Vader took off his helmet to find Toney the tiger in the Vader costume.Moments later as geoffrey was dozing into his death toney the tiger looked at him and said

It's Great!

Post by **bio** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:39 am

Lucas Films released new behind the scene stills from the upcoming film: "Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith". One of the image is somewhat of a spoiler, as it shows the true identity of the Emperor (seen here training his new apprentice, Darth Vader).