I'm not an adict, it's cool, I feel alive...

Post by **bio** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:27 am

Just got back from seeing my Doctor. I'm chock full of perscriptions now!

Here's a sampler of my medicine chest:

Tizanidine for back spasm
Nortriptyline for sleeping
Hydocordone for breakthroug pain
Morphine for daily pain management

I'm Rush Limbaugh's new bestest buddy! (I'm also having one hell of a time typing this).

I have no idea what the street value is, but then again, I'm greedy and it's all mine.

Wheeeee (shoot me, please!)

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:08 pm

Morphine! Dude you must have some serious pain!

Post by **bio** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:26 pm

I've been a little cranky.

On a side note, it doesn't feel too bad at the moment (and my head ins't too foggy now), so life is good.

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:26 pm

You might wanna increase your fibre load, the morpheine is gonna make your crap wanna back up lol

Nothin could be worse than Bio full of sh*t. Oh, hang on, that's nothin new hehe

but seriously, i truly hope your condition improves. NOTHING is worse than constant back pain

Post by **bio** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:48 pm

Eve wrote:You might wanna increase your fibre load, the morpheine is gonna make your crap wanna back up lol

Yeah... they told me about that.

Luckily, I'm a major salad monkey. I live for green leafy stuff (much to my wife's dismay... as she's a true carnivore... there must be a large steaming hunk of something dead at each meal).

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:58 pm

I actually think you need more than just salad. I am assuming they have Metamucil or equivalent fibre drinks, yucky but does the job.

One day I will tell you about the medical problem I had which was 'ugh*

Post by **bio** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:54 pm

Eve wrote:One day I will tell you about the medical problem I had which was 'ugh*

HEHeheheeheheeheheehe!

I know this one!!!

Ooooh-ohhhh!!! Can I tell it???

<pick me!>

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:12 pm

ok tell it tell it if you must lol

But it isn't the _other_ condition I am talking about

Post by **bio** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 5:32 am

Oh... something better?

Please share!

<all of us are sitting in a circle, eagerly awaiting Eve's story>

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:14 am

I said one day, and today ISN'T that day lol

Besides, its past my bedtime and i need to be snorin

Post by **bio** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:00 am

Eve wrote:I actually think you need more than just salad. I am assuming they have Metamucil or equivalent fibre drinks, yucky but does the job.

I've been doing the fibercon shuffle (tablets instead of the drink)... unfortunately, it hasn't kicked in yet.

Bloated-r-us!

But I do have the most amazing gas! Aren't I sexy?