Lions, and Tigers and Bears, oh my

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:54 pm

You gotta be kidding me. Nobody has posted on this yet? C'mon, let the fur fly.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:20 pm

No, sir, you'll get no biting sarcasm from me.

Post by **bio** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:38 pm

I was gonna... but in my drug muddled mind, I was unable to think of anything witty to say (and that's pretty much where I am now).

At least kitty let him go.

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:07 pm

It makes for an excellent Halloween costume. Just need a nice suit, some wire rim glasses and a stuffed tiger attached to your neck..........

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:36 pm

There you go, that's the spirit.

It was starting to get very quiet around here.

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:37 pm

I'm home sick and high on nyquil. Makes it hard to type.

Post by **bio** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:40 pm

I know that feeling!

On an unrelated note, my damn cell phone is pissing me off. I have to "shock" it to make a call (pop the battery out when it's turned on) or else it just beeps at me.

I called Cingular (my cellular provider) and they refered me to their insurance company (since I pay a monthly premium to protect my phone). They have no record of me having thus said insurance... and there's a hefty deductable (if I can prove I paid them).

the worms are in my head

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:43 pm

ask jc about the phone

my head is full of snot, i think i would prefer worms

Post by **bio** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:48 pm

heh... I've already sent one phone up to him (and he did a kick ass job fixing it!). I'd hate to abuse him.

jc's head is full of snot too (according to the IM we had today). I suggested that he buy a large turkey, bake it to perfection, then remove it from the oven and immedately shove his head up it's butt.

The heat will melt all the mucus out of his sinuses causing instant relief (and most likely the side effect of death).

But think of it... what an absolutly halarious way to go... arms flailing around, running and bumping into things...

I'd laugh!

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:55 pm

We must have got sick together at the bar Friday night. I've been sick since then. I thought my throat was all scratchy from the secondhand smoke and yelling, but it turned into a head cold.

Death would be a sweet release right now...........

Post by **miftah** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:04 pm

I woke up Sunday morning with a trashed throat and by mid-morning the snot flow was torrential. The girlfriend took me to Valley of the Wals to get some Sudafed Severe Cold. Spent yesterday on psuedo-ephedrine and today I'm much better (barring the purging of the lung sludge). I think if you throw enough symptom-inhibitors at a cold, your body forgets to do its job and stops producing the sludge. It works for me each time I get my regular spring and fall colds.

BTW, while I'm on the topic, why oh why does your body produce the symptoms after you get a cold. If more snot were going to help with a cold, wouldn't it be more helpful (though less convenient) if it were to do it before you get the cold? It's fairly useless after the fact. One thing among a long list I plan to take up with god once I get an audience.

Post by **bio** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:58 pm

Oh yeah... wouldnâ€™t that be sexy... you choose your mate based on the amount of secretions they emit. The more mucus, the healthier!

Post by **miftah** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:08 pm

bio wrote:Oh yeah... wouldnâ€™t that be sexy... you choose your mate based on the amount of secretions they emit. The more mucus, the healthier!

Well this isn't far from the truth since it was my girlfriend that gave it to me. ...She tried to warn me, but did I listen? Noooooo... "Aw, c'mon girl, I ain't worried..."

Famous last words.