There was a joke about spiders here...

Post by **miftah** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:07 pm

...but I moved it out of sight. It was a little homophobic and though it being about spiders and children and whatnot should have given it an air of innocence, we have a policy about this so its gone. If you must insist that I'm a power-hungry fascist, with a liberal-flavored bleeding heart, so be it but its still gone.

Thanks.

Miftah, your moderator.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:14 pm

mmmmm.....fascism; tasty goodness.

Post by **bio** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:47 pm

From the Damaged People Welcome and Rules (read it, know it, love it!)

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If miftah removed it... it must have bent thus said rules way to hell (as miftah is pretty casual on things)

mudflap wrote:mmmmm.....fascism; tasty goodness.

Nope... it's not fascism. It's a monarchy. We're the kings, we make the rules, and if the peasants revolt, well... we crush that shit with an iron fist.

Post by **Gooch** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:18 pm

Like when the toilet backs up.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:44 pm

bio wrote:
mudflap wrote:mmmmm.....fascism; tasty goodness.
Nope... it's not fascism. It's a monarchy. We're the kings, we make the rules, and if the peasants revolt, well... we crush that shit with an iron fist.

Was joke. Please forgive the lack of the "winking smiley" to denote sarcasm.

ZIPPER · Post by **ZIPPER** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:43 pm

I found some to replace the original:

What is a spiders favorite TV show?
The newly web game!

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
Your spinning me a yarn here!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A spinning wheel!

What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
Four anti road protesters?
What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Darn it!

What do you call a big irish spider?
Paddy long legs!

What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Now your going to have to rename the thread.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:55 pm

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Darn it!

You sir, are to blame for the grapefruit juice that has been sprayed on my monitor.

CrazyAlabamianLlama · Post by **CrazyAlabamianLlama** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:56 am

wow i didnt think the joke was that bad but then i love crude humor.....but now for a spider joke..

"What did the spider order at McDonald's?

A Big Mac and flies."

Post by **bio** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:40 am

mudflap wrote:Was joke. Please forgive the lack of the "winking smiley" to denote sarcasm.

I totally took it as a joke. Emoticons aren't required when it comes to good sarcasm.