Arranged marriage - alive and well.
Arranged marriage - alive and well.
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OMG, where do I sign up...j/k
This is horrible. It looks like parents are trying to pimp out their 15 yr old daughters for some quick cash. I thought this stuff was illegal.
Do these parents really want their daughter to get engaged to a creepy old guy that baught them on the internet?
This has got to be some sort of sting operation, at least I hope it is.
This is horrible. It looks like parents are trying to pimp out their 15 yr old daughters for some quick cash. I thought this stuff was illegal.
Do these parents really want their daughter to get engaged to a creepy old guy that baught them on the internet?
This has got to be some sort of sting operation, at least I hope it is.
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<insert me rolling eyes>
It's about as real as the site that sells human flesh to the discerning connoisseurs (I could have sworn it was manbeef.com, but a quick check from my work computer says it's not... thanks you fuckers!).
But of course, if you're just looking to buy some ass online, may I suggest this site?
It's about as real as the site that sells human flesh to the discerning connoisseurs (I could have sworn it was manbeef.com, but a quick check from my work computer says it's not... thanks you fuckers!).
But of course, if you're just looking to buy some ass online, may I suggest this site?
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I don't know much about donkeys, but I did own a Llama once, named it Kokanee as a warning to others not to go to the livestock auction piss drunk.
...insert yo Llama joke here
I sold it a week later, damned thing wanted to kill my horse.
...insert yo Llama joke here

I sold it a week later, damned thing wanted to kill my horse.
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The Hoax Museum has this site listed. In the comments, someone had checked and posted the meta tags for it:
preteen, virgin, sex, teens, marriage, marry, slave, matchmaker, bride, mail-order, underage, young, money, naked, child, kids, daughter, teenage, juvenile, escort, buy
It's totally fake.
ALSO! Did anyone watch the documentary about men and their RealDolls?! That shit was... well, I lack the words.
preteen, virgin, sex, teens, marriage, marry, slave, matchmaker, bride, mail-order, underage, young, money, naked, child, kids, daughter, teenage, juvenile, escort, buy
It's totally fake.

ALSO! Did anyone watch the documentary about men and their RealDolls?! That shit was... well, I lack the words.

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Heh, yeah, I saw the whole realdolls thing on RealSex on HBO, I like to think myself fairly open minded. I work in internet adevertising, where interesting words like "Ball Gag" etc come up in business conversation. I should have been ready for this, but it creeped me out to no end.
No offense to anyone interested in such devices, just REALLY not my cup of tea.
No offense to anyone interested in such devices, just REALLY not my cup of tea.
"The age demanded that we sing, and cut away our tongue. The age demanded that we flow, and hammered in the bung. The age demanded that we dance, and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded."