I can't hear what you are saying

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:53 pm

but I can see your Man Tits from here.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:34 pm

CLASSIC!!!

Kevin Smith is awsome. And there is just so much material to put down a majority of the people attending ComicCon.

Post by **bio** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:03 pm

Rocketdork wrote:but I can see your Man Tits from here.

That reminds me of when I was much younger (and far less fucked up).

I worked in a club (I was the DJ, mixer of the mad dubs) and we would have comedy on Saturday nights before I played music.

Two women came into the bar before the show started and were having some sort of business meeting. The show started and they kept doing their thing, talking to each other and looking at paperwork. Finally, the opener had enough of them and said "Excuse me, in case you didn't notice, we've got a comedy show going on... you should watch it".

One of the women yelled back "Well, if you were funny, maybe we would!".

Of course, the whole crowd went "Oooohhhhhhh" and looked back at the comic. He just smiled, leaned on the mic stand, and calmly said "Look lady, I don't go to where you work and slap the dicks outa your mouth, please don't tell me how to do my job!".

Yeah... that was about 5 minutes of wet your pants funny... and the women immediately got up and walked out.

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