F*#!ed up news for today

Post by **bio** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:19 pm

Oh, how the world amuses me:

Dude Looked Like a Lady
A volunteer firefighter is scheduled to appear in Municipal Court on drunken driving and other charges after he was found wearing a woman's blond wig and bikini in a public park (there's a photo!!)
Woman saved by a pile of...
A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall
Deputies Put Toe and Tow Together
It's hard to say you didn't do it when you leave a digit behind at the scene of the crime.
VA Patient Has Wrong Testicle Removed
He went in to have the cancerous one removed, but the Doctor goofed and pulled the good one out.
Did Keith Richards Really Snort His Dad's Ashes?
Maybe you saw that Keith Richards item that started popping up all over the place — the one about how he'd admitted to snorting the ashes of his late father after his body had been cremated? Great story, right? And yet, like so much in the world of celebrity journalism, totally untrue.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:46 pm

I just don't understand how anyone could have thought he was *not* joking. Wtf?

ZIPPER · Post by **ZIPPER** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:34 pm

You missed this one...