I am so moving to Australia

Post by **bio** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:01 am

The women there are OMG HOT HOT HOT!

damaged_one · Post by **damaged_one** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:14 pm

Except the article in "The Australian" was about Austria. Not quite the same place.

Post by **bio** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:56 pm

BAH!!

Austrian women don't shave! They're Yetti's!!

ecch!

I'm still moving to Australia.... Eve is hot! (I think)

damaged_one · Post by **damaged_one** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:17 am

You would probably have better luck finding hot women at Bondi or Manley beach than in Austria. And really at our age who cares if the women in Austria are more satisfied with their sex lives. All we can do is look.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:43 pm

Researchers surveyed 27,500 people by phone, in person, or by mail, depending on local practices.

I wonder how the in person surveys were conducted.....

Post by **bio** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:15 pm

They walked up and simply asked:

Sir or Madam, do you like to...

and then they inserted a phrase from here.

My personal favorites:
franking the fungus well
making the two-backed beast
play hide and seek with the one-eyed trouser snake
the squelchy

wicked_wonka_man · Post by **wicked_wonka_man** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:38 am

try Gulf shores alabama they shave and there hott and they dont mind older guys

Post by **bio** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:41 am

wicked_wonka_man wrote:try Gulf shores alabama they shave and there hott and they dont mind older guys

Post by **miftah** » Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:30 am

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:16 pm

bio wrote:Eve is hot! (I think)

As long as I'm hot in your mind, that's all that matters.

(I'm really 80 years old, with wrinkles, a wart and an unsightly neck growth, but I won't tell you that)

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:34 pm

mmmmm.........neck growth...that's hott!

wicked_wonka_man · Post by **wicked_wonka_man** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:15 am

ooh yea baby thats what i want a lady with a long neck

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:19 pm

Post by **bio** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:15 pm

Eve wrote:

Yeah.... that's the consensus.

But on the flip side, you get to use your favorite emoticon!

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:57 pm

Well I wasn't sure if he was making a play on words or really misunderstood neck growth. But yeah, pretty much