No post from Bio??

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:33 am

Wow, Bio went the whole night without posting to the forum? Hmm, I know he was here, I passed him on the road leaving today as I was coming in. Maybe someone stole his keyboard. They already stole one of his chairs, it's only a matter of time before he just vanishes. Better check the webcam and see what's up.

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 3:56 pm

I actually seen Bio today and I beleive he is starting to vanish. His skin was kinda....transparent...almost clear .....I wonder what kind of experiments the janitorial staff has been performing on him??

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:52 pm

Maybe they were told to "clean" everything!

baldy · Post by **baldy** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:58 pm

and the last time any member of anyones Janitorial staff did what they were told was?

Post by **bio** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:36 am

I'm still quite alive... though I've noticed that the forum has suffered with my new shift.

It's a good thing I'm here at nights. For example: we lost connectivity AGAIN tonight. It appears that Qwest is all fuckerd up. Of course, I called the helpdesk and put in an urgent message twice (which should page the monkey on call... but they never called me back). Luckily, Kyle got a call from Amsterdam and he noticed we were dead in the water.

He flipped the SHNS ring over to Sprint around 4 am.

In unrelated news: since I have a lot of free time at night, I'm thinking of starting a webcomic.

More unrelated news: as of this time, we have a stalker on the forum.

whois -h whois.arin.net 216.88.158.142

OrgName: SAVVIS Communications Corporation
OrgID: SAVV
Address: 1 SAVVIS Parkway
City: Town and Country
StateProv: MO
PostalCode: 63017
Country: US

Hehe... I seeeeeee you!!!

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:24 am

I think you are updating your website as often as Eddie does his. There must be a conspiracy going on.

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:43 am

It's a naughty webbot - not a stalker

Post by **bio** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:15 pm

saki2mesue wrote:I think you are updating your website as often as Eddie does his.

Eddie is the only person worse than jc for updating.

Not by much though

And I've updated my site... just 3 days ago...

*sigh*

I'll toss some calorie free mental diarrhea up there tonight.

EDIT: Enjoy!

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:19 am

Hey!! I'll have you know I've got 5 updates for August already. That's a record for me. AND I've had two comments from people not on this forum.

My site is actually being found in search engines, I was shocked.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:24 am

bio wrote:I'll toss some calorie free mental diarrhea up there tonight.

EDIT: Enjoy!

I've got just 3 words for you... TOSS MY SALAD!!!

p.s. you'd better check your grammer too, cause it needs some work.

Post by **bio** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 10:23 am

Hmmm... I probobly fuckered it all up with my edit (I've been awake forever and now I'm drinking beer)... but I did add something all new below the story:

How sausage is made

And I'll have you know, that took well over an hour to create. The sacrifices I make for you people.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:02 am

I'll help ya out, the grammer part is:

"...odd jobs as a handyman while his mother made helped ends meet by doing laundry ..."

I'm sure you can figure it out from there

Post by **bio** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:05 am

Ooooohhh... english.

Sorry... I posted that in engrish. I'll adjust my little fou paux dans un moment.

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:11 pm

Now dear Eddiecannuk

Now you have corrected Bio's clearly poor grammAr, let me correct your spelling

I would expect more from a Canadian who is clearly supposed to know the Queen's English

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:30 am

DOH!!!!

I hate it when that happens.