Hit me Baby, one more time

Post by **bio** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:04 pm

Apparently, Britney is auctioning one of her jewel encrusted bra (among other things) on ebay. The money will go to the Mississippi Hurricane Recovery Fund.

Current bid: $410

I'm thinking I would be one red hot sexxy bitch with that

Post by **miftah** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:33 pm

We as a board should all pitch in to buy it, then when we win it, take pictures of ourselves each wearing it. Sure, it would be disgusting but think of the publicity we'd get!!! Then before you know it, we could go on tour in malls, charging people $5 to slap their hairy, sweaty manboobs in to Britney's saddle, and have a poorly lit polaroid taken.

Post by **bio** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:45 pm

Miftah once again comes up with a cunning plan. Hell... that's one that would probobly work too.

Heh... you said "hairy, sweaty manboobs".

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:15 pm

It really is a good idea. We'd probably get a little press at least. Wear out our 15min of fame.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:06 pm

It's up to 7200 now....still up for chipping in?

Post by **bio** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:15 am

Um... I just paid $1,500 on my credit card, so I'm tapped.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:58 am

$9600

Wish I had taken the $8000 Buy It Now option when it was still available. Boy is there egg on my face. And sadly... No jewels on my nipples.

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:52 am

miftah wrote:And sadly... No jewels on my nipples.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:03 am

My work here is done.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:18 am

miftah wrote:And sadly... No jewels on my nipples.

I found this.....I think it suits you.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:31 am

Mine are pierced for rings, not barbells.

I was thinking about something with LEDs though. Something that would allow me to cast the light of creation stereophonically from my dry and useless taps, out into the darkness, illuminating the meek and cowering creatures of the primordial forest, as they kneel before. Either that or some nice tassles.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:46 am

You know, I thought about doing rings but I really like the barbells better.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:54 am

I needed a place to clip my Sharpie while working on art. It's great. Its like a pocket for protector for people who don't have a breast pocket. Or a shirt.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:39 am

I can totally picture that.

Post by **bio** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:53 am

I've seen it

*shudder*

Pardon me while I poke out my minds eye for a while.