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You said ass.....

Post by miftah » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:25 pm

I don't know what is more incredible... the story or the headline.
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Post by ZIPPER » Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:35 pm

They both sound like my cooking :lol:
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Post by Eve » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:50 pm

miftah wrote:I don't know what is more incredible... the story or the headline.
We got a wicked sense of humour down here :twisted:

Seriously though, if you're talking about the headline and how they got away with it, we are a bit more laid back down here in the media. The word fuck is used freely on free to air TV post 9:30 here, hell, even the sex in the city episode that used the C word on numerous occasions was aired on free to air uncensored at 9:30pm.
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Post by bio » Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:44 am

I wonder if that's served with red hot cock sauce?

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It's pretty damn tasty :-)
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Post by eddiecanuck » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:24 am

Classic!!

This is my favorite line:
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Post by miftah » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:41 am

Yes, Eve. Australia is awesome. Why do you have to make your naturalized citizenship so hard to come by?
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Post by bio » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:50 am

Being selective insures awsomeness.

Unlike the US... we let every moron in. Give us your tired, your poor, your hungry, you religious extremiests, your bonified nut jobs, your unemployable, and your OMFG HOT HOT SEXXY eastern european women (wait a sec... they won't come).
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Post by baldy » Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:42 am

bio wrote:Being selective insures awsomeness.

Unlike the US... we let every moron in. Give us your tired, your poor, your hungry, you religious extremiests, your bonified nut jobs, your unemployable, and your OMFG HOT HOT SEXXY eastern european women (wait a sec... they won't come).
Should I at least pretend to be offended? :shock:
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Post by eddiecanuck » Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:44 am

nah, you just realize it's another dumb American statement.


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Post by dribbles » Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:41 am

i agree. anyone can come to the UK but none will have us anywhere else. :) we pay them to kill us.
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Post by bio » Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:07 pm

baldy wrote:Should I at least pretend to be offended? :shock:
I don't think I said anything that sould be offensive... unless, of course, you thought that perhaps I was refering to you (since you did imigrate to the USA).

I wasnt. With you, I'm not that subtle. I'd just come out and say "That pilock, Baldy, is a wanker!"
eddie wrote:nah, you just realize it's another dumb American statement.
Silly Canadians with their silly flip top heads...

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Seriously though... eastern euro women come in two flavors... OMG HOT! and just plain old OMG! (the two are mutally exclusive and reflect opposite ends of the hottness spectrum... and don't confuse them after a few beers).
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