finally, a candidate we can all believe in ......

baldy · Post by **baldy** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:23 am

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:01 am

Post by **bio** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 7:18 am

Tell me that's not real. Tell me he's not actually making a run for it.

Don't try to tell me that the American public isn't so stupid as to vote for him (I know they are).

Bejesus... Christopher "Creepy Ass" Walken. It makes me shiver just thinking about it.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:38 am

It's a hoax. His publicist says he doesn't even have a computer.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:54 am

Yeah, that'd be like electing some bodybuilding movie star to be govenor... oh wait, nevermind.

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 9:56 am

Dunno, Encap might disagree....

The platform does not look very organized - no chance, IMO.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:00 am

Uh, again, it's not real. As in spurious. As in fake. As in tabloid-like.

dribbles · Post by **dribbles** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:03 pm

where do i vote?

Post by **bio** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:17 pm

My first thought was "It looks like a farker made it".

My second thought was "Fuck... if this is actually real, and the unwashed masses flock to him... we're more screwed than a very screwed thing".

Encap · Post by **Encap** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:58 pm

BEHOLD THE JIBBERING HEAD OF YOUR FUTURE RULER

Post by **bio** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:24 pm

It appears that the members of the General Mayhem forums are to blame for this one.

They were trying to come up with a fake story to spread all over the internet as a joke. This one totally worked (as it's been hit with the oh-so NOT clever commentary of too damn many bloggers and even some legit news sites).

They talk about buying the domain here, start framing out the content here, hell... you can read it's whole history by looking at this post.

Yup... I have too much free time