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Post by dribbles » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:21 am

hi guys

recently started "work" at my "local computer company".

over the week and talking to employees and so on. it seems that it is not very profitable.

the shop has to sustain its owner and his daughter. the daugher is ther 9-5. 2 other employees earning a full wage. daughter has children.

i calculated he would need at least $8000 per/mo even minimum wage.

shop takes in maximum total of approx $999 per week? and less sometimes. often.

the owner goes missing from 10:30 - 16:50. hahahaha

shop is open 9:30-17:30.

when he pays for equipment and supplies. he pays in cash. he walks around with about $4000 in his pocket SERIOUS!

plus the rent for the store.

im just trying to figure this out. crazy. cant believe.

the daugter doesnt know how to work computers or anything. just serves people.
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Post by ironpants » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:32 am

You in the spokane area? I think I know the guy.
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Post by bio » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:37 am

ironpants wrote:You in the spokane area? I think I know the guy.
Hehe... Smiling Larry (whatta fucker!)

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Post by ironpants » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:47 am

No, I wasn't thinking Larry. There was a guy that owned a computer/home entertainment shop in spokane over by monroe. Drove a nice Corvette and always paid cash.
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Post by dribbles » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:48 am

how do i make them get caught? :)

i'll be leaving fiday. scary shit.
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Post by dribbles » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:48 am

ironpants wrote:No, I wasn't thinking Larry. There was a guy that owned a computer/home entertainment shop in spokane over by monroe. Drove a nice Corvette and always paid cash.
hahahahaha
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Post by ironpants » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:51 am

dribbles wrote:how do i make them get caught? :)

i'll be leaving fiday. scary shit.
The only way they'll get caught is if they're actually laundering money. Could be that the guy is pretty well set up from legitimate income and needs a tax dodge.

Could be that he's a meth dealer, or worse, a spam slinger.
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Post by bio » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:27 pm

ironpants wrote:...worse, a spam slinger.
Ironpants and I have taken a vow to kill those bastards on sight.

Now.... I'm going to sit back, fire up NWCN, and wait to see how IronButt does.
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Post by bugfreezer » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:54 pm

bio wrote:
ironpants wrote:You in the spokane area? I think I know the guy.
Hehe... Smiling Larry (whatta fucker!)

Dribbles: They're selling heroin out the back door. Run while you can (before the police raid the place and make you a cell mate's best friend).
Who the flip is Smiling Larry? Who is the other chap, for that matter?
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Post by bio » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:05 pm

Smiling Larry was the wonder man who ran C&M Distributors.... the company where I first met IronPants. They were a computer part wholesale distributor who only sold to VAR's (and I was one.... for a while).

Larry's demeanor was always pleasant and cheerful. He always had a kind word to say and a moment to listen to you. He was a real joy to work with.

Oh way... I have that wrong... he was a complete and miserable bastard (and a self absorbed prick) who would stab you in the back without a moment's thought for one dollar or less. Just ask IronPants :-)
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Post by ironpants » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:08 pm

...yeah, what he said, and then some.

I'm not sure who dribbles is talking about, but I'm pretty sure I've met him too :)
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