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List of things to do before hunting a lion

Post by eddiecanuck » Thu May 12, 2005 1:46 pm

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Post by Rocketdork » Thu May 12, 2005 2:34 pm

I wonder how Lion tastes...

Do you grill the meat? Boil it, bake it?

OHHH, you don't EAT lion? Why did they kill it? To put is on someone's wall? That's sick.

Serves the fucker's right.
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Post by Eve » Thu May 12, 2005 2:51 pm

This is the first link I have tried to open with firefox that it didn't like, (and believe me, I open LOTS of links!)

Had to walk down the dark side for it :wink:
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Post by bio » Thu May 12, 2005 3:11 pm

I prefer hunting the southeastern longpig myself.

They live in abundance, have no value to the ecosystem, and are fun to shoot.
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Post by ZIPPER » Thu May 12, 2005 5:56 pm

Lets see, Charging Lion, Shoot wildly and hope we hit something?

Idiots. :lol: If you can't steady your shot with a mono-pod how the hell do you expect to hit it with it running at you. This is why amateur hunters with pockets full of money don't belong out on the Serengeti.

On a lighter note: That Lion must have been trained by the same school that trained the police dogs. :lol:
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Post by Rocketdork » Thu May 12, 2005 6:29 pm

Eve wrote:This is the first link I have tried to open with firefox that it didn't like, (and believe me, I open LOTS of links!)

Had to walk down the dark side for it :wink:
Me too, although I have found a couple others that do the same.
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Post by Painted » Thu May 12, 2005 8:29 pm

Mmmm....human. :) I laugh at people like that. And there is one thing those Southeastern people do, they keep the stupidity running in the family. They don't let it spead. :lol:
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Post by bugfreezer » Fri May 13, 2005 10:43 am

I have no use for lionskins, unless I was Masai...and I am not.

I am surprised that no one got shot when that critter closed in.
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