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Post by Eve » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:22 pm

How NOT to build a bonfire

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Post by bio » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:41 pm

Something about explosive vapors....

That was funny. This one wasn't (but it was much, MUCH larger).
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Post by eddiecanuck » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:49 pm

And the idiot who is pouring the gasoline, puts like a foot lead away from it and lights it himself, yeah thats enough room. Moron. :roll:
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Post by bugfreezer » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:37 pm

Wow....

He's a wonder.
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Post by ironpants » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:39 pm

Didn't he work for Contact Services once, maybe OCS?
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Post by ZIPPER » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:28 pm

ROFLAFGFA *

Did anyone notice the flying wood at ignite or how the camera man seemed to have run a 1/4 mile in 5 seconds. :lol:

Thanks Eve, that's the greatest.




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Post by ironpants » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:04 pm

speaking of fire, this idot is definately in the running for an award
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Post by bugfreezer » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:29 pm

:shock: Amazing!
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Post by ironpants » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:35 pm

as long as we're at it, I present to the listening public: one realy pissed off college instructor
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Post by miftah » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:56 pm

I WANT THE REST OF THIS STORY!!!!
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Post by bio » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:46 pm

No doubt!

Wow!!

Thanks IP! :-)
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Post by miftah » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:57 pm

Witness a microbiologist dropping science!
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Post by ironpants » Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:59 pm

um, dude, where'd you put the mov?
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Post by miftah » Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:02 pm

Um, dude, try again. Was still uploading.
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Post by bio » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:48 pm

Hmmm... It won't open for moi.
Couldn't open the file "Berkeley_Laptop_Thief.mov" because it is not a file that Quick Time understands
Pout!

EDIT: Found it here

Another EDIT: The story gets strange.

There's an update!

Image

And finally... a picture of my ass!
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