HA!!!
And to think, I have hated my miserable, repetitive, back breaking job for all these years. I have no phones to answer. No computer to play on. No distractions from others at all. No chair to sit in.(I stand all day long) Guess I am getting smarter while the rest of you aren't.
See, I knew I didn't need college to survive in life.(Painted, I am
joking)
I think I will take up smoking pot again. Oh Shit! I forgot, we do have a piss test in my job.
MUCH HUMBLER-- Now I am back to envying you guy's

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help. " -- Ronald Reagan