anything for money

gideon · Post by **gideon** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:14 am

I was in a situation the other day when I was fortunate enough to talk to a female hooker who informed me she was recently paid $600. to piss on a man. top that for easy money!

Post by **bio** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:28 am

$600?!?!

I gotta rethink my prices.

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:28 am

$600???I gotta rethink my budget!

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:41 am

I am thinking about how much piss I have already wasted

Post by **bio** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:16 pm

Pigman wrote:I am thinking about how much piss I have already wasted

I'm not sure if that counts as "wasted".

People have to WANT you to pee on them. I'm sorry, Porky, but if I was ever in the mood to get this kind of treatment (and I can most assuredly tell you without a doubt that it'll never happen), you're about the last person I wanna see squating over me.

Of course, that's just my personal preference

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:08 pm

Squat? Hell I can do it from here! I know for a fact I can piss stronger and better than that lame hot water that comes out of the little tap in the kitchen.

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:24 pm

Pigman wrote:I know for a fact I can piss stronger and better than that lame hot water that comes out of the little tap in the kitchen.

The age old question comes to mind...just how the fuck does one aquire this knowledge?

no, wait a minute, I don't want to know

Post by **bio** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:12 pm

Pigman pees in his sink

Well... I guess that's one way to avoid the whole "toilet seat up/down" arguement with the Mrs.

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:37 pm

Yeah...welleverytime I walk downstairs in our laundry room...I smell piss because my brothers are to lazy to pee upstairs...one of them even crapped in a garbage can next to the dryer...and that was only last year....mmmm...warm crap!

gideon · Post by **gideon** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:39 pm

Yeah the sink issue

***** Private moment about to be shared *****

Once at my old job I was stressed over a few major issues in play. I went to the menâ€™s room and had a brief moment away from the hustle of the office outside.

I was quite pleasantly relieved at the fact I was now emptying my bladder. I looked up (guess that means I was looking at my â€œold Fella!â€ prior), anyhow I continued to urinate and saw myself in the mirrorâ€¦â€¦â€¦5 or so seconds went byâ€¦..

â€œHmmm.â€ I thought, â€œIâ€™ve never seem myself in the mirror whilst pissing before.â€ â€¦â€¦Ohhh thatâ€™s cause this time Iâ€™m pissing in the hand basin!......pinchâ€¦.holdâ€¦.4 steps right to the urinalâ€¦task complete.

Still, if I had stayed there I could have washed my hands once finished...

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:43 pm

LOL. You men are directionally challenged...jk.

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:08 am

Painted wrote:Yeah...welleverytime I walk downstairs in our laundry room...I smell piss because my brothers are to lazy to pee upstairs...one of them even crapped in a garbage can next to the dryer...and that was only last year....mmmm...warm crap!

You are kidding, right?

Post by **bio** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:16 am

From what I understand of her brothers.... she's probobly not.

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:27 am

Yeah, unfortunately or I am not kidding. Then they tried to blame it on me when I hadn't even been home in the last two days besides to get clothes. Sick people.

Post by **bio** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:34 am

That is still just soooooo nasty.