Reason #223 why not to volunteer for anything at work

Post by **bio** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:00 pm

Iâ€™m going to a Relay for Life function tomorrow night to help raise money for the cause, and I need a stage name.

Theyâ€™re going to dress me up as a woman and parade me around a stage. Women vote on who the â€œsexiestâ€ man in drag is by paying a dollar. The winner is the â€œQueenâ€ of the event, gets crowned with a tiara, is given a bouquet of roses, and is driven around in a golf cart for all to see.

Soâ€¦ what should my name be?

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:25 pm

how about "Ballsy Barbie"?

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:50 pm

Portia Carrera

Post by **bio** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:57 pm

I was leaning tward "Long Dong Diva"

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:23 pm

This should help.

baldy · Post by **baldy** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:35 pm

Phyllis McCrack ?

Post by **bio** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:18 pm

mmeowgrl wrote:This should help.

You soooooo rock my world!

Marry me?

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:27 pm

Only if you wear the bridal gown and I wear the tux.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:01 am

There's also the method of taking the name of your first pet and your mothers maiden name. Mine would be "Pretty Meyers". JC's would be "Tuxedo Babs". Or maybe that's for your porn-star name? Not that it matters, either way. Heh

baldy · Post by **baldy** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:37 am

ok i knew someone would remember that just to embarass me....thanx moxie....

1st pet : a little dog called Tiny

moms maiden name : Cock

ohhh dear

Post by **bio** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:29 am

doh... beat me to the post!

I've decided to keep it clean (as it's a family show and I'd hate to get ripped apart by an angry mob).

So... it's gonna be one of the following:
Ivana B. Purdy (well... I do!)
Ester Gin
Tess Osterone
The Goddess Hermaphrodite

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:31 pm

heh heh, you gonna be a purddy bitch ain'tcha?

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:46 pm

baldy wrote:ok i knew someone would remember that just to embarass me....thanx moxie....

1st pet : a little dog called Tiny

moms maiden name : Cock

ohhh dear

That's fabulous!

bio wrote:doh... beat me to the post!

I've decided to keep it clean (as it's a family show and I'd hate to get ripped apart by an angry mob).

So... it's gonna be one of the following:
Ivana B. Purdy (well... I do!)
Ester Gin
Tess Osterone
The Goddess Hermaphrodite

Those are all really good names! I like the 2nd and 3rd the best.

Post by **bio** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:54 pm

Heh... one of the guys here at work offered to loan me his drag queen name (and no... I won't tell you who he is): Marquee Lites

I like it

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:37 pm

It usually easy to tell the drag queens, they are the guys with the nicely groomed eyebrows.