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Post by bio » Sun Feb 20, 2005 4:34 pm

My wife and I picked up some movies the other night. One of them was The Magnificent Seven.

For those who haven't seen it, it's a post apocolypic vision of the future.

It takes place in a landsape laid baren from all the radioactivity. Yul Brynner, a soldier of fortune who's lost his hair from the fallout, organizes an elite group of mercenaries to save a town of farmers from the ravages of murrading warriors.

It's kind of like Mad Max meets The Postman.

Well... I tried to keep it interesting for myself (my wife wanted it), but I ended up falling asleep while it was on.
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Post by jc » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:26 am

It is also a crapy ripoff of Kirosawa's classic "Seven Samurai".
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Post by bio » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:43 pm

Yeah... I saw that :-)
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Post by AsaJay » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:03 am

Interesting twist Bio. Kinda made me go "huh?" at first.

. . . it -could- be. . .
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Post by bio » Tue Feb 22, 2005 9:41 am

I don't watch westerns. I'm not even the slightest bit interested in them. So... I had to entertain myself and say it was something else.

It could almost be. :-)
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