I'm sensing a theme here...

Post by **bio** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:19 pm

Yesterday, my wife had me try on leather jackets (she wanted to get me one for Valentines day). I've been wanting a new one for a while (I wear a heavy cowhide biker jacket most of the time and was looking for something different)

I found the style I was thinking of, a 4 button Hipster, and tried it on.

"Um... no honey... that makes you look gay" was her reply.

"Oh"

Today, I picked up a CD from BestBuy (aka: Those Fuckers), Gwen Stafani's solo album, Love. Angel. Music. Baby. I put it in my cd player, and Eddie and Breaman both comment "Wow... this is pretty gay".

"Fuck"

Apparently, I gotta be more manly or something. If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting on the couch in a dirty t-shirt: drinking Pabst and watching wrestling.

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:39 pm

Pabst? I thought only gay guys drank that?

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:40 pm

Oh, come on, don't get down on yourself...we've all known for a long time.

I mean the dresses, the "village people" chaps and riding gear, etc. Its not like its not obvious.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:43 pm

don't forget to scratch your ass. that's essential

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:25 pm

saki2mesue wrote:Pabst? I thought only gay guys drank that?

SWEET. I love it. Great response.

Post by **bio** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:32 pm

Er... I meant Budweiser*!!

crap

*There's no friggin' way I'm drinking that yellow fizzy crap. If I was given a choice between Budweiser and cold bull piss... I'd have to sit and think about it.

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:41 pm

Rocketdork wrote:Oh, come on, don't get down on yourself...we've all known for a long time.

I mean the dresses, the "village people" chaps and riding gear, etc. Its not like its not obvious.

"Don't get down on yourself"?

Alas .. that is yet another sign....

AsaJay · Post by **AsaJay** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:03 pm

. . . and that Yellow car of yours . . .

ZIPPER · Post by **ZIPPER** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:45 pm

Come on Bio, you were so less gay when you kept a suitcase of Hamms in the fridge. Remember, you always said "cheaper then soda, it must be good."

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:46 pm

Yeah, you can't forget the beebop car....hehe. I can picture Bio singing Brittany Spears and singing in a high voice "Oops I did it again". JK Bio. It seems like tease the Bio day.

ZIPPER · Post by **ZIPPER** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:03 pm

GOOD GOD MAN!! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:06 pm

Wow looks almost natural...hehe...jk

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:57 pm

And he sure looks happy

Post by **bio** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:25 pm

ZIPPER... I am so gonna slap you. All limp wristed and everything!

Bitch!

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 9:40 pm

Ooo...now it is on. Hehe.