Get well soon, Baldy!!

Post by **bio** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 5:10 am

Baldy is in the hospital. He had surgery on Wednesday to correct his messed up esophagus (they removed a section, then raised his stomach a bit and reattached it).

No fun there!

I stopped by the hospital to vist him last night and he seems to be doing well (he was chock-full-o-morphine though).

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 8:28 am

wheee, morphine!

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Thu Jan 06, 2005 11:31 pm

so no more jalapeno poppers for baldy?

Post by **bio** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:01 am

Hehe... he's now physically unable to vomit. With what they did to his guts, making a one way only valve into the stomach, it's impossible for him to hurl.

I say we feed him syrup of Ipecac and sit back and watch the fun.

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:14 am

bio wrote:I say we feed him syrup of Ipecac and sit back and watch the fun.

That's so cruel! Where are the tickets being sold?

baldy · Post by **baldy** » Fri Jan 07, 2005 9:15 am

I'm Alive!

Back home, and fighting fit ( well i feel like i fought Tyson ) They did the whole thing laproscopically, so i only have five tiny tiny cuts on my chest and stomach. I'm on a liquid diet ( but nooo beer boooooooo!) for a few weeks, then i can move up to easily digestable solids ( but no meat, how am i supposed to survive!) The good news is that after about three months i should be able to eat ANYTHING! So poppers... yummmmm