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Post by mudflap » Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:46 pm

Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick
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Post by Deater » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:22 pm

OMG, where do I sign up...j/k

This is horrible. It looks like parents are trying to pimp out their 15 yr old daughters for some quick cash. I thought this stuff was illegal.

Do these parents really want their daughter to get engaged to a creepy old guy that baught them on the internet?

This has got to be some sort of sting operation, at least I hope it is.
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Post by bio » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:39 pm

<insert me rolling eyes>

It's about as real as the site that sells human flesh to the discerning connoisseurs (I could have sworn it was manbeef.com, but a quick check from my work computer says it's not... thanks you fuckers!).

But of course, if you're just looking to buy some ass online, may I suggest this site?
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Post by Rocketdork » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:20 pm

Uhm, link above, NSFW.
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Post by bio » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:18 pm

Rocketdork wrote:Uhm, link above, NSFW.
I kinda figured the whole "looking to buy some ass online" bit was warning enough.
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Post by mudflap » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:07 pm

I thought it was a link to a site where one could purchase some livestock, like a nice donkey.
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Post by ironpants » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:41 pm

I don't know much about donkeys, but I did own a Llama once, named it Kokanee as a warning to others not to go to the livestock auction piss drunk.

...insert yo Llama joke here :)

I sold it a week later, damned thing wanted to kill my horse.
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Post by Moxie » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:16 pm

The Hoax Museum has this site listed. In the comments, someone had checked and posted the meta tags for it:

preteen, virgin, sex, teens, marriage, marry, slave, matchmaker, bride, mail-order, underage, young, money, naked, child, kids, daughter, teenage, juvenile, escort, buy

It's totally fake. :roll:

ALSO! Did anyone watch the documentary about men and their RealDolls?! That shit was... well, I lack the words. :shock:
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Post by ironpants » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:44 pm

Heh, yeah, I saw the whole realdolls thing on RealSex on HBO, I like to think myself fairly open minded. I work in internet adevertising, where interesting words like "Ball Gag" etc come up in business conversation. I should have been ready for this, but it creeped me out to no end.

No offense to anyone interested in such devices, just REALLY not my cup of tea.
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