Lucky me... I'm working graveyard tonight!
I had to wake my son at 12:30 this morning so he could help me put on my back brace (and "joy!" was he thrilled about that!).
I'm hoping I don't have to do this again any time soon... at least not until I can get my own damn self ready for work (I'm not about to wake my wife... she has to work in the morning).
<insert rapture here>