Help!

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:04 pm

I'm joining the Alaska Rollerderby League! I need a name. the best ones involve a play on words, some sass, a hint (or more) of violence, and are recognizable. Sandra Day O'Conner becomes Sandra Day O'Clobber. Ideas? Google it, they're probably already taken. *pulls hair out*

Deater · Post by **Deater** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:59 am

I assume "Bitch on Wheels" is already taken, but I'll keep brainstorming.

Post by **bio** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:09 am

I was going to suggest "Moxie Mayhem", but that's apparently taken by a roller derby player who's real name is Mailee Renteria. "Moxie Massacre" is also taken.

Hmmmm.....

How about:

Kitten Kickbuttal
Sister McTwister
Mannie Bruises
Divine Destruction

So far as I can see via google, those 4 names are open and available

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:10 am

Scratch googling, check it at the official roster. I have yet to scroll through the whole thing, it's so big it kind of stifles the imagination. Kind of like Bio!

Post by **bio** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:17 am

No one is using Dee Struction

Post by **bio** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:51 am

Another one that's not on the list (courtesy of the guys I eat lunch with):

May Hemm (or Mae Hemm).

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:14 pm

Nice! Thanks for helping me think of stuff, guys.

I've got these so far:

Ammoxivillian
Killa Jovobitch (Milla Jovovich)

Susan the Butcher (Susan Butcher was a beloved local Iditarod champ who died last year)

I really like the idea of using something Alaskan in nature, so it's a top contender.

Other AK stuff I could use:

Elizabeth Peratrovich (Lizzy Peratrobitch! lol)
Mount McKinley
North to the future
Bennie Benson
last frontier
Matanuska Thunderfuck
Libby Riddles

Post by **bio** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:34 pm

Hmmm... how about... Cookie Inlet?

moe flam · Post by **moe flam** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:18 pm

Its cool you're doing this. I vote for Killa Jovobitch, it almost sounds like her name, and she's been fairly bad-ass in her movies.