Apparently, he just cant get enough of this place, so he IM'd me and the following conversation took place:
rocketdork says:
dude, I feel like I would have to get better to die.
What did I step in? says:
I'm sorry.... um... rub some amonia on your head and face due west. That always works for me.
rocketdork says:
yeah, I'll get right on it...I've heard that shoving a cucumber up your ass will help your back problems.
What did I step in? says:
It's a fact. There's a lot of websites dedicated to just that subject!
rocketdork says:
yep, and I bet you have links to all of them...
rocketdork says:
so *does* it work?
What did I step in? says:
Well... if you pick a big enough cucumber, you forget all about your back.
What did I step in? says:
Don't use lube... that's for pussies
rocketdork says:
hehe, here, let me see your finger.
rocketdork says:
ROFL
What did I step in? says:
dip it in honey, then roll it in sand. That's the manly way!
rocketdork says:
rofl
What did I step in? says:
hehe... sweet and scour cucumber. It's all the rage in the asian community
rocketdork says:
you could cut it into slices, put it in vinegar!
What did I step in? says:
only after the sand treatment... you'll appreciate the tang of the acetic acid more that way.
rocketdork says:
very, very much....
rocketdork says:
you'll have stock in prep h after those treatments...and your back won't be a problem at all!
What did I step in? says:
You'll have bigger and more tender things on your mind, that's for sure!!
rocketdork says:
well bigger for sure!
What did I step in? says:
rofl!
rocketdork says:
of course if you're a REAL man, zuccini is the way to GO
What did I step in? says:
Acorn squash... several of them threaded with some hemp rope. Pop 'em in... pull 'em out.
rocketdork says:
anal beads from HELL!
What did I step in? says:
leave the stem on for added sensation!
rocketdork says:
put'em on sidways....
What did I step in? says:
oh man.... someone is gonna come over and say "what's so funny" pretty quick and I won't be able to tell them. I'm laughing my butt off.
rocketdork says:
hey! good one...butt off....
What did I step in? says:
stop it!!
What did I step in? says:
hehe
rocketdork says:
YOU said it.
What did I step in? says:
oh man... *tear*. Hope you feel better.
rocketdork says:
I took one of THOSE pills...
rocketdork says:
I almost puked...but I felt better for a couple of hours.
What did I step in? says:
well... you almost puked because you SHOVED IT IN TOO HARD!! Geeze... have some control!
rocketdork says:
ROFL
rocketdork says:
stop it...you are going to get yourself in trouble...
What did I step in? says:
totally
What did I step in? says:
I'm gonna save this... it's going on the forum!!!
