Which do you feel is more dangerous?

ironpants · Post by **ironpants** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:39 am

The average speed of a city bus is 25 mph, the average speed of human male seed is 17 mph. Weights asside, which do you see as more dangerous?

(Honestly, I looked it up, me and google are friends. It was on the internet so it must be true!)

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:08 am

The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime

Post by **bio** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:17 am

It's obviously "seed".

If a bus his me, I have a chance of surviving. If someone hits me with their "seed", I can pretty much guarantee someone will die.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:28 pm

Pigman wrote:The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime

The human head weighs 8 pounds.

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:43 pm

eddiecanuck wrote:
The human head weighs 8 pounds.

How much does *yours* weigh?

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:39 pm

9... my mom says it's cause I'm extra smart

Post by **bio** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:47 pm

The tires on a Spokane Transit Bus (mfg by MAN in Germany) are Brigestone R250F's... size 265/70R19.5. They weigh in at 88.8 lbs (40.3 kg) and each bus has 8 of them (plus a spare).

These weights do not include the wheel.

I don't know how much the bus weighs, but it has a GVM of 13.79 tons (12500 kg). Regardless... it'll smash your 8-9 pound head flat as hell in no time (and yes... I googled all the info above, read technical specifications and cross referenced with tire manufacturers).

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:51 pm

At last! A thread where I can kinda legally introduce the story of the world's longest crap! (seeing as we are talking bizarre body facts.)

12 feet. Yes, 12 feet.

Crapped by an American man (how surprising)

Raises so many questions I have been pondering for a looooooong time.

WHo measured it?

Did he lay it out in a straight line crab-walking?

Did he do it soft-serve icream cone style?

So many questions.....

Post by **bio** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:24 pm

I actually found some info on that (though the source is no more reliable than this forum).

LONGEST TURD

The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

I also found....

ZITS

In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7feet 1inch.

MOST PROLONGED FART

Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:30 pm

bio wrote:(though the source is no more reliable than this forum).

Are you suggesting that I'm not a reliable source!!!

Post by **bio** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:36 pm

ROFL!!!

Of course you are!

I was just saying that the sources I found (and there are a lot of them) never mention the guys name, the date it happened, or where this miracle was performed. Actually... they all look like they did a "copy/paste" from each othere, as the text is always the same.

I need details.. damn it!! (and pictures!)

Back to the origional question: I still stick with my answer of "seed"... especially if it came from this guy (1.6mb) (thanks Ray!)

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:53 pm

That guy has a horrid case of elephantiasis - caused by worms.

There ain't no seed coming outta that chap.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:04 pm

*gagging sounds*

Thank GOD I'm no common mortal...

*flips hair*

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:44 pm

as I sit here contemplating that man's miserable existance (because I can't imagine he is happy) I have realized a couple of things about myself.

1. He is much tougher than I am. I have never balanced anything on my pair and then swung something heavy in their direction.

2. He has much better friends than I do. I don't know one person that would carry my balls up the stairs for me!

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:27 pm

Rocketdork wrote: I don't know one person that would carry my balls up the stairs for me!

ROTFLMAO!

oh god, you guys...

lol

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