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Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:27 pm

Reminds me of an experience that I had...

I was in the Castle SuperStore (an adult bookstore for those of you that don't know). Just about the time I was about to walk out, this woman walks up to a display case near the exit. The case was filled with WOODEN dildo's. The next words out of her mouth were priceless. "OH! they make them out of wood? I've been using a hammer!"

I had to leave very, very quickly. I couldn't stop laughing for hours...and the song (I don't know the title) "If I had a Hammer" kept going through my head. To this day, I still laugh very hard when I think of it.

I still can't get past the visual that crept into my head.

Post by **miftah** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:32 pm

Divine Hammer Lyrics
Artist: The Breeders
Album: Last Splash

I'm just looking for
Just looking for a way around
It disappears this near
You're the rod I'm water
I'm just looking for the divine hammer

One divine hammer
One divine hammer

I'm just looking for one divine hammer
I'd bang it all day
Oh the carpenter goes bang
Bang bang
I'm just looking for one divine hammer

One divine hammer
One divine hammer

I'm just looking for a faith
Waiting to be followed
It disappears this near
You're the rod I'm water
I'm just looking for one divine hammer

One divine hammer
One divine hammer
One divine hammer
One divine hammer
One divine hamme

Post by **bio** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:56 pm

Ok... I'm confused.

How did she use the hammer?

Was the wooden handle the main tool of destruction, or was she doing the whole "drive a steak throug the vampire's... um... heart" routine?

Either way... bad thought... outa my head!!

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:21 pm

DUDE

New emoticons!!!! SCHWEEEEEEEEET

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:28 pm

She was using the handle as an imatation of the implements she saw in the display case...how's that?