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Quickie Blonde Joke

Post by Pigman » Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:36 am

"Did you hear about the 2 blondes that walked into the Sears Building?"

"You sure would have thought ONE of em would have seen it!" :roll:
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Post by Rocketdork » Sun Feb 29, 2004 9:03 am

Sounds like somebody else has a subscription to Playboy. This one was featured on their centerfold joke page.

One of my favorite mags, and yes, I do read it for the Articles and Jokes. The naked ladies are just a pleaseant bonus!
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Post by Pigman » Sun Feb 29, 2004 10:29 am

Rocketdork wrote:Sounds like somebody else has a subscription to Playboy. This one was featured on their centerfold joke page.

One of my favorite mags, and yes, I do read it for the Articles and Jokes. The naked ladies are just a pleaseant bonus!
Well .. believe it or not .. I DON'T have a script to Playboy or any other skin mag..

I do get Mopar Action, Mopar Muscle and Hot Rod magazines...

How about this Blonde Joke then...

3 Blondes were fishing when a game warden pulled up to their boat and asked to see their fishing licenses..

The replied "We don't need a fishing license because all we have are magnets at the end of our lines."

The game warden made em prove it, and by God .. they were right. all they had were big horseshoe magnets (remember them?) tied to the end of their lines.

After the game warden left, one of the blondes said..

"What a dumb ass that warden was.. couldn't he figure out we were fishing for STEELHEAD?" :roll:
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Post by bugfreezer » Sun Feb 29, 2004 5:20 pm

and neither do I. I'm more of a National Geographic/PC Magazine sort, but with the Internet, who needs a mag sub?
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Post by Pigman » Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:11 pm

bugfreezer wrote:and neither do I. I'm more of a National Geographic
Ah.. The National Geographic.. in my mispent youth.. I fell in love with naked African Women... seemed like they were always about half naked..

It was the best porn we could get in the 50s... that and perhaps a Sears catalog showing the chix in some form of underwear...
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