Would you rather (part II)
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Would you rather (part II)
Would you rather....
have a flair for interior design but wobble ceaselessly in the presence of small children
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be able to type eighty words per minute but moan like Chewbacca when you defecate?
Things to concider: public restrooms, domestic life.
have a flair for interior design but wobble ceaselessly in the presence of small children
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be able to type eighty words per minute but moan like Chewbacca when you defecate?
Things to concider: public restrooms, domestic life.
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I already DO have a flair for interior design! hehe And I can't allow myself to wobble near kids, Enid would suffer *SOMEHOW* from that, I'm sure. I'll go with moaning like Chewie, cause I won't take a crap if a single person is within twenty feet anyway. Heh
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*LMAO*bio wrote:I have no problem with public defecation… but then again, I'm not a "bring a newspaper and spend the day" kind of guy.
I go in, do my business, and get out... usually in under 3 minutes.
My bathroom has a stack of reading material on the tank. Comics, comic books, novels, magazines... I like to sit hehe
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I've got a copy of "John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into the Universe" on the back of my toilet... never been opened (at least not by me).
It was a gift from my sister, and I love it... just don't have time to read it.
Darn my speedy bowels!
It was a gift from my sister, and I love it... just don't have time to read it.
Darn my speedy bowels!
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I don't need a reason except privacy. At the moment JC and I live with my parents, Enid, two cats and nine dogs. It's the only room in the house where I can be guaranteed alone time. But we're moving out in a week! WhooHoooo!!!
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I have this vague memory... you, me a young lady in tight pants... oh, several books were there too scattered about. Hmm, were we reading Kama Sutra... nah, maybe biology though. We never got a much done when she was there in the basement to distract us. It was her fault... if she would have stopped wearing those pants we would have gotten many more things accomplished.bio wrote:Woooo-hooooo!!! Running through the house nekkid... sweet freedom!!
Been there, know what you feel, and how sweet things will be.
Enjoy!!
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More things to add to that memory:Stingray wrote:I have this vague memory... you, me a young lady in tight pants... oh, several books were there too scattered about. Hmm, were we reading Kama Sutra... nah, maybe biology though. We never got a much done when she was there in the basement to distract us. It was her fault... if she would have stopped wearing those pants we would have gotten many more things accomplished.
Mother-in-law snoring above our heads... the "thump, thump, thump" of the dog scratching itself and slamming his food on the floor above us... and fly soup (I made her a cup of tea, and when I poured some more water out of the kettle a little later, two dead files came out).
Wasn't her name Terry?
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