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Post by **bio** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:41 pm

I'm back on the drugs.

After a visit to my doctor, I'm back on the narcotics I was so fond of before (or not) and have been scheduled for an appointment with my neurosurgeon for further testing.

All signs point to having my back opened back up.

This time though, I'm gonna have them tape the surgery (so I can mpg it and post it on the website).

I'd type more, but I've taken my meds and am slowly losing all higher brain functions (wheeeeee!).

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:43 pm

bio wrote: This time though, I'm gonna have them tape the surgery (so I can mpg it and post it on the website).

Post by **bio** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:54 pm

Oh come on... you know you wanna see it!

Besides, at least this way, I'll have proof that I did indeed have a spine at one point.

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:59 pm

maybe you can get the doc to play the dueling banjos with your spinal cord.

Post by **bio** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:05 pm

So long as he only does it with my spinal cord, I'm ok with that.

The last time I had surgery, I was wearing my underwear on the way down. When I came back... my boxers were in a bag and I was playing "nature boy" under my gown. Call me old fashioned, but that un-nerved me a bit.

Feeling the drugs really kicking in now....

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:15 pm

They won't let you tape it. In case you want to sue them later. You can't have childbirth videos anymore either. If you are a freak who was into that in the first place.

bio wrote:I was wearing my underwear on the way down. When I came back... my boxers were in a bag and I was playing "nature boy" under my gown. Call me old fashioned, but that un-nerved me a bit.

I had breast reduction surgery (down to a D cup hehehe) and was appalled to realize that they had to prop me sitting up while I was out cold, to make sure they were even.

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:20 pm

If you can't tape it then maybe you could invite a couple friends. I would love to sit in on that surgery. Then I could tell you why your underwear ended up removed from your person and placed in a bag. At least you would know.

Post by **bio** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:23 pm

Heh... well, the person who removed my underwear was Jim Dunn's little sister (Jim's the guy who sits next to me here at work, and amazingly enouygh, his sister is a surgical nurse who happend to work at the hospital I went to and even more amazingly, was scheduled durring my operation).

That's where the creepy factor comes in.

And my surgon said I could have taped it last time... I only need to make sure he knows in advance so he can have the equipment in there.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:31 pm

bio wrote:Besides, at least this way, I'll have proof that I did indeed have a spine at one point.

I for one would like the proof. I'm still betting it is sitting on the mantle by the jar with his balls in them.

Post by **bio** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 3:37 pm

My new best friend....

Well... I've had this friend before, but we've not seen each other for a while (and I was ok with that).

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 3:46 pm

hehehehe vicodin is the shiznet!

Post by **bio** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:26 pm

And that, boys and girls, was mmeowgrl's 300th post on this forum!

There ought to be a prize!

Maybe there is

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:35 pm

Percoset was my friend....

glad to see him leave though...

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:16 pm

bio wrote:And that, boys and girls, was mmeowgrl's 300th post on this forum!

hehehehehe and it was a ghetto fabulous post too!

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:41 am

Great job mmeowgrl!!!!

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