OMG XBOX HUGE COLONEL SPOTTED FROM SPACE.. FILM AT 11!
And apparently, it's true (the secret code for a free sammich apparently isn't "ass rape"... I already tried that one).
That'll freak the alien's out
It's not "Paul is Dead" either.
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help. " -- Ronald Reagan