iPorn editorial

Post by **miftah** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:09 pm

However, the ability of parents to monitor is seriously undermined if their children quickly can download adult content onto their iPods and then take it away from the home for easy viewing elsewhere.

Employers often undertake vigorous efforts to monitor and ensure that only work-related and otherwise appropriate content is viewed by employees in the workplace. Many employers insist that the only computers accessible in the workplace are those that belong to the employers precisely so the employers can monitor for proper content viewing.

You've got to be kidding. You ever heard of this invention called the printing press? Since its inception its been a regular gateway to portable porn.

Post by **bio** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:23 pm

They still can't stop the pron in my mind.

*so... HOT... and... LUSTY*

I'll be in the bathroom if you need me.

Post by **miftah** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:47 pm

My co-worker has put on five pounds and now her shirt is now too small. I'm distracted and thus incapable of being productive. Probably a good time to separate the men from the women. Oh, but wait, some of them will be gay. We'll have to be invasive and find out if separating some of them will only turn the others on more, and move the gay ones back into the opposite gender groups. But then again, some women are very attracted to gay men. And men with lesbians? Are you kidding? Those guys won't be remember what work is if you identify the lesbians. They'll be all busy fantasizing the ones we've identified getting it on in a big flannel pile. No, its better if we just expect them to be boning like rabid bunnies every time we turn our backs on them. Let's hook up electrodes to their genitals so that we can punish them whenever they have an impure thought about each other.

What do you mean, "some of them like that?"

Post by **bio** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:57 pm

So.... slow day at work?

And speaking of electrodes to the genitals.... I've been chosen to attend the CPR/AED training for our company.

Yup... we're getting those fancy dancy portable defibulators here and figure some of us should know how to use them.

I'm bringing a camcorder, hooking them up to my scrotum, and will sell the video to big-boys.com

That is... if it doesn't kill me.