And this is why I don't upset my wife very often

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And this is why I don't upset my wife very often

Post by ironpants » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:32 pm

just ow!
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Post by bio » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:56 pm

dood... :shock:
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Post by eddiecanuck » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:53 pm

5'2" and she ripped his left nut off.

cross her off the list
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Post by Eve » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:58 pm

If there was ever a good case for the use of :shock: , this is it.
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Post by bugfreezer » Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:16 pm

:shock:

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Post by ironpants » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:48 pm

it's a bit of a nutty story

that's the way the ball bouces

ok, I'm done.
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Post by eddiecanuck » Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:41 am

Although I've never heard of giving your left nut to NOT have sex with a gal.
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