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Spin sugar, spin!

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:15 pm
by bio
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:41 pm
by miftah
Dateline 2014: With gays having finally been awarded the right to marry constitutionally, it was only a matter of time before the couples of other lifestyles started looking for validation. When Larry Murphy proclaimed his desire to marry his garbage disposal, representatives from the religious right proclaimed, "You fuckers, we knew this was gonna happen!"

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:44 pm
by gideon
Michael realised at this moment tap dancing wasn’t his forte.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:08 pm
by ZIPPER
Remember Kids: Always use a wood chipper to dispose of dead bodies and not the garbage disposal. It takes for ever and plugs the drains.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:11 pm
by Painted
"This guy experienced my mom's cooking!" LOL.

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:24 am
by eddiecanuck
"Hang on, almost got it. Could you turn on the light switch for me? NO, the OTHER switch!!! AAARRRGGGG"

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:48 am
by mudflap
I'd give this one a shot....but there's no way it could be better than this:
miftah wrote:Dateline 2014: With gays having finally been awarded the right to marry constitutionally, it was only a matter of time before the couples of other lifestyles started looking for validation. When Larry Murphy proclaimed his desire to marry his garbage disposal, representatives from the religious right proclaimed, "You fuckers, we knew this was gonna happen!"

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:11 pm
by miftah
Aw shucks.... :oops: