Spin sugar, spin!

Post by **miftah** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:41 pm

Dateline 2014: With gays having finally been awarded the right to marry constitutionally, it was only a matter of time before the couples of other lifestyles started looking for validation. When Larry Murphy proclaimed his desire to marry his garbage disposal, representatives from the religious right proclaimed, "You fuckers, we knew this was gonna happen!"

gideon · Post by **gideon** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:44 pm

Michael realised at this moment tap dancing wasnâ€™t his forte.

ZIPPER · Post by **ZIPPER** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:08 pm

Remember Kids: Always use a wood chipper to dispose of dead bodies and not the garbage disposal. It takes for ever and plugs the drains.

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:11 pm

"This guy experienced my mom's cooking!" LOL.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:24 am

"Hang on, almost got it. Could you turn on the light switch for me? NO, the OTHER switch!!! AAARRRGGGG"

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:48 am

I'd give this one a shot....but there's no way it could be better than this:

miftah wrote:Dateline 2014: With gays having finally been awarded the right to marry constitutionally, it was only a matter of time before the couples of other lifestyles started looking for validation. When Larry Murphy proclaimed his desire to marry his garbage disposal, representatives from the religious right proclaimed, "You fuckers, we knew this was gonna happen!"

Post by **miftah** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:11 pm

Aw shucks....