Would you rather (part IV)

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Who would your rather sleep with:

Anna Nicole Smith
1
14%
Sandra Bernhardt
0
No votes
Ewen Bremner
2
29%
Wallace Shawn
1
14%
Remove my own genitalia with a tooth extractor.
3
43%
 
Total votes: 7
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Would you rather (part IV)

Post by bio » Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:04 pm

Time to vote again!

Things to consider... heavy breathing, sweat, the smell.

In case you're not familiar with the names:

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Anna Nichole Smith * Sandra Burnhart * Ewen Bremmer * Wallace Shawn

And, of course... option #5
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Post by Moxie » Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:27 pm

Well, Ewen is a Scotsman, so of COURSE I voted for him. :) Heh
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Post by eddiecanuck » Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:29 pm

I spent a LONG time deciding between genetalia removal and Sandra Bernhard. The guys were out (not that I didn't think for a second considering the choices), and Anna Nichole Smith is just so utterly repulsive, annoying, disgusting, rude, ignorant and just plain unappealing that she wasn't even in the running. Had it been between her and the two guys someone was getting butt fucked.
And I've always thought Sandra was repulsive as well, but given the choice between her and self mutalation I just had to think on it a while.
Then I remembered her voice... thought process done, bring on the self mutalation.
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Post by bio » Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:33 pm

Wallace Shawn is dreamy!!

And bet he's all about the donkey punch!
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Post by baldy » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:26 am

well sorry, someone had to vote for anna nicole..... there are conditions attached though...... she's not allowed to speak, ever, both her and i have to wear a paper bag each..... ( a classic double bagger! in case one falls off your still protected from the hideous sight that is presented before you!) ..... someone else has to roll her in flower and find the wet spot first!.... and ( like i need to be worried! ) she's not allowed to take my entire fortune ( all $4 and 68 cents ) if i die within 6 months of the dirty deed!

gaaaaawd i'm picky huh
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Post by jc » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:08 am

F) None of the above.
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Post by mmeowgrl » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:46 pm

One of my co-workers is moving to Scotland, to go to seminary.
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Post by Moxie » Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:23 pm

:jealous:
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Post by mmeowgrl » Mon Jun 23, 2003 10:28 pm

Did you know that you can use your US student loan to study abroad? Yep you can, his wife is enrolling in college there too.

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Post by jc » Tue Jun 24, 2003 11:29 am

please. don't give her any ideas, i have a hard enough time beating off all the usa boys, i don't need to get the shit kicked out of me by scotts on a daily basis.
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Post by mmeowgrl » Tue Jun 24, 2003 11:59 am

The Scots invented deep fried candy bars and twinkies, I think you could take them.
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Post by Moxie » Tue Jun 24, 2003 4:48 pm

mmeowgrl wrote:The Scots invented deep fried candy bars and twinkies, I think you could take them.
Twinkies :puke:
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Post by mmeowgrl » Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:06 pm

Yeah, they have the worst diet in Europe.
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Post by Moxie » Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:11 pm

Oh, I wouldn't go for the food

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Post by mmeowgrl » Tue Jun 24, 2003 5:16 pm

hehehehe

Jason's of Scottish descent, he wants to go there too
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