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Claim: Woman seeks medical help

Post by Pigman » Sat Jun 19, 2004 7:05 am

Claim: Woman seeks medical help to remove deer tongue she....

Hey! it's true!
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Post by bugfreezer » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:18 am

Only from you, Porc...only from you. :P

I appreciate the fact that you remind us empirically how base humanity can be...

...usually I am left to my own assumptions.
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Post by bio » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:47 am

...according to Kinsey and others >90% of foreign bodies found in the female bladder or urethra are there as a result of masturbation. Also, large objects retrieved from the vagina are found mostly in married women aged 17-30. However, these objects, most commonly bananas, cucumbers, and other large vegetables, rarely come to surgical attention
Heh :P
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Post by Pigman » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:17 pm

damn .. you just learn something new every day... I gotta think the creator gets a laugh out of his creation every once in a while.

I remember when I was in England, some lady suffered a miscarrage and her girl friends threw this huge "get better soon" party..

The tissue was sent to biopsy and since it was done at the base hospital.. news soon got out.. that the "tissue" was about 3 inches of banna...

The USAF moved the entire family back to the states....
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