1.5 hours of pain

Post by **bio** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 11:57 am

I went to the dentist this morning for the first time since.... well... I don't remember when.

Of course, telling your dentist that you don't know when you last had a checkup is kinda like telling your doctor you don't know your cholesterol level.... it's a stupid thing to admit to.

So... full x-rays, complete scraping, and probing galore led to a conclusion of my dental health: perfect.

Though now I'm kinda committed to doing the every six month thing (or Guito the dentist's assistant will break my knee caps).

On a side note: while I was there, the dentist was slightly taken aback. Apparently he has a patient, age 16, who looks exactly like me (sans the goatee). Interesting fact: about 17 years ago, I was dating a girl who became kind of weird suddenly. I had to go to Arizona for a month to help my mom with something, and when I came back, she had disappeared. My brother had joked at the time that perhaps she was pregnant.

Time to search the genealogy websites.

Scandal!

jc · Post by jc » Fri Mar 21, 2003 7:15 pm

Are you my daddy?
Sure kid, get in the van.

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 8:13 pm

The last time I went to the dentist they told me not to come back for a few years, since I have some sort of super powers that prevent tartar build-up on my teeth. There was never anything for them to clean off.

Well that could be very interesting to find out you have a long lost son, unless you get socked for 16 years worth of child support. Plus what was so horrible about you at the time that she would have not told you about the situation? Were you a super mean jerk boyfriend?