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Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored... (repeat till dead)
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:08 am
by bio
Here is a synopsis of my typical day:
Sleep, eat, nap, eat, nap, bathe, eat, sleep again.
13 days and counting till I'm allowed outa the damn house. Of course, that's to see my surgeon. After a full work up of x-rays and such, he'll let me know what the skinny is.
I've finished all my video games, watched all my DVD's, and aren't allowed to do much else.
*sigh*
Hopefully the next couple of weeks go quickly.
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:14 am
by eddiecanuck
Hmm, you could try learning a new language.
Or, learn to play the guitar.
How about taking up oil painting?
Train the dogs to get you things?
Just some suggestions.
Besides, ain't much going on out here anyway.
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:00 pm
by bio
The highlight of my day so far is sending a pdf to my sister.
We've decided that we may be interested in selling her motorcycle again.
In case you're interested...
2001 Honda Shadow Ace 750 Deluxe
Only has 3,690 miles. Comes with windshield, solo luggage rack, saddle bag guards, all manuals and rear seat. Under extended warranty until April '05 (warranty is fully transferable). The bike is in near mint condition!
Price: $4,300 firm (that's a price reduction from the last time I offered it)
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:50 pm
by Moxie
Ahh, Bio
I am sorry you're stuck and bored. It'll get better soon!
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:19 pm
by bugfreezer
lessee, mebbe I will post something to stir a hornet's nest, thusly entertaining you?
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 5:15 pm
by Pigman
I spose masturbation has been considered?
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:17 pm
by bugfreezer
naah, sex in all its multiplicity of forms is pretty much de rigeur here, I think politics or religion is more fun!
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:05 pm
by Pigman
Eddie told me that if you sit on your left hand till it "goes dead" you can use it and it feels like someone else is "giving you a hand"..
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:30 pm
by bugfreezer
hmmm, not sure where to go with this, I only play doubles.
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:55 am
by bio
bugfreezer wrote:hmmm, not sure where to go with this, I only play doubles.
Now you're just bragging, Mr. "Look at me, I'm so huge I have to masturbate with both hands!!"
Some of us aren’t' that gifted in the "daddy parts" region.
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:41 am
by Pigman
BugFreezer claims that filling a sandwich bag with Crisco and putting it between a pair of double matteresses works well as long as you put a fold out from Playboy on top of the bedspread...
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:46 am
by bugfreezer
bio wrote:Now you're just bragging, Mr. "Look at me, I'm so huge I have to masturbate with both hands!!"
ugh, fell into that one, however flattering...it'll get you nowhere with a happily married man like myself. Besides...I might have small hands, for all most of you know.
Obviously amused you, though..and that's the point.
pigman wrote:BugFreezer claims that filling a sandwich bag with Crisco and putting it between a pair of double matteresses works well as long as you put a fold out from Playboy on top of the bedspread...
See above, don' need no steenking Crisco (besides, you'd think it'd be a bear to wash out
), Playboys or sandwich bags, and besides, Porc, you shouldn't let your tricks o' the trade go public like that - it might get Bio in trouble!
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:05 pm
by eddiecanuck
Pigman has this innate ability to put his "ideas" on other people.
You ain't foolin' anyone porkmeister!!
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:33 pm
by mmeowgrl
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:33 pm
by mmeowgrl
Oh........