Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored... (repeat till dead)

Post by **bio** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:08 am

Here is a synopsis of my typical day:

Sleep, eat, nap, eat, nap, bathe, eat, sleep again.

13 days and counting till I'm allowed outa the damn house. Of course, that's to see my surgeon. After a full work up of x-rays and such, he'll let me know what the skinny is.

I've finished all my video games, watched all my DVD's, and aren't allowed to do much else.

*sigh*

Hopefully the next couple of weeks go quickly.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:14 am

Hmm, you could try learning a new language.
Or, learn to play the guitar.
How about taking up oil painting?
Train the dogs to get you things?

Just some suggestions.

Besides, ain't much going on out here anyway.

Post by **bio** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:00 pm

The highlight of my day so far is sending a pdf to my sister.

We've decided that we may be interested in selling her motorcycle again.

In case you're interested...

2001 Honda Shadow Ace 750 Deluxe
Only has 3,690 miles. Comes with windshield, solo luggage rack, saddle bag guards, all manuals and rear seat. Under extended warranty until April '05 (warranty is fully transferable). The bike is in near mint condition!

Price: $4,300 firm (that's a price reduction from the last time I offered it)

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:50 pm

Ahh, Bio

I am sorry you're stuck and bored. It'll get better soon!

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:19 pm

lessee, mebbe I will post something to stir a hornet's nest, thusly entertaining you?

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 5:15 pm

I spose masturbation has been considered?

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:17 pm

naah, sex in all its multiplicity of forms is pretty much de rigeur here, I think politics or religion is more fun!

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:05 pm

Eddie told me that if you sit on your left hand till it "goes dead" you can use it and it feels like someone else is "giving you a hand"..

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:30 pm

hmmm, not sure where to go with this, I only play doubles.

Post by **bio** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:55 am

bugfreezer wrote:hmmm, not sure where to go with this, I only play doubles.

Now you're just bragging, Mr. "Look at me, I'm so huge I have to masturbate with both hands!!"

Some of us arenâ€™t' that gifted in the "daddy parts" region.

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:41 am

BugFreezer claims that filling a sandwich bag with Crisco and putting it between a pair of double matteresses works well as long as you put a fold out from Playboy on top of the bedspread...

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:46 am

bio wrote:Now you're just bragging, Mr. "Look at me, I'm so huge I have to masturbate with both hands!!"

ugh, fell into that one, however flattering...it'll get you nowhere with a happily married man like myself. Besides...I might have small hands, for all most of you know.

Obviously amused you, though..and that's the point.

pigman wrote:BugFreezer claims that filling a sandwich bag with Crisco and putting it between a pair of double matteresses works well as long as you put a fold out from Playboy on top of the bedspread...

See above, don' need no steenking Crisco (besides, you'd think it'd be a bear to wash out

), Playboys or sandwich bags, and besides, Porc, you shouldn't let your tricks o' the trade go public like that - it might get Bio in trouble!

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:05 pm

Pigman has this innate ability to put his "ideas" on other people.

You ain't foolin' anyone porkmeister!!

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:33 pm

Here you go, write up funny reviews for Amazon.com!

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... PDKIKX0DER

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:33 pm

Oh........