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Basically there's this free service called Sprint Call Relay where you call someone, and instead of talking, you type out your messages and an operator reads what you type to the person you called.
Bunnylust and I just tried out said service, and hot damn was it entertaining.

This is what we made the poor woman say

"Kirt, you are a jew, which is not a good thing. I love you. Are we still up for anal sex tonight? My dad will be home soon, but don't worry. He will be sleeping hard. You can sneak in through the window. Don't forget the lube."

I was unable to really say anything back, since I was laughing so much. But the best part is they HAVE to read everything you type. We're gonna start doing this every week and try to get the person reading to freak out or something.

Dammit I really love this

God says:
lolol "i am operator 676 from georgia, i hereby renounce my faith in christ and swear to worship the devil"
God says:
made the operator say that

methinks you have too much free time.

Try collecting stamps.

My boyfriend has a deaf friend that calls through something similar. I hate talking through the operator like she doesn't exist. I'm always saying things like 'tell her he's not home right now, and to call back later' instead of just speaking normally to the person on the other end. I wish she'd just send a freaking email for christ's sake.