Scratch and sniff

Post by **bio** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 5:47 pm

As all of you now, I spent the last week and a half in Pittsburgh.

They put us up in the lovely Holiday Inn East Parkway.

Now... I'm not gonna say the room wasn't clean, but there was a "mystery stain" on my carpet, by the foot of the bed.

I present to you, exibit A:

And a close up (ooooh.... crusty!)

Now... I'm pretty sure I know what that is, and I hope I'm wrong.

Needless to say... I didn't walk around barefoot. How the hell does housekeeping miss something like that? It's pretty damn obvious, dont ya' think?

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 5:55 pm

it's....ummm....welll....ummm ranch dressing???

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:14 pm

blarg!

Post by **bio** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:01 am

I dunno, Rocketdork... why don't you get some chips and try it out?

And yes, Moxie... "blarg!" pretty much sums it up.

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:15 pm

nope, don't want to try it, and I'd have to go to Pittsburg to do it anyway.

I was just coming up with an explination that didn't make me shiver...

Post by **bio** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:56 pm

Heh... understandable.

I wasn't exactly gonna try a home DNA test on it myself. I just let it be.

I did want to put a note on the floor that read "Can you not see this?" with a big arrow pointing at it, but that might remove some of the "rustic charm" from the room.

Encap · Post by **Encap** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:33 pm

You never use me for advice anymore.

Your Answer is Obvious: Cover it with your own fluids. It's not a problem if it's YOUR stain.

Pigman · Post by **Pigman** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 6:45 pm

Rocketdork wrote:it's....ummm....welll....ummm ranch dressing???

Isn't that what Clinton said was on Monica's blue dress?