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horoscopes!
Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:15 pm
by mmeowgrl
Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
You have no concept of time, accountability, or common courtesy, which is only forgivable because you're a pretty house cat.
http://www.theonion.com
Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:38 pm
by eddiecanuck
Wow, you're a Capricorn too eh? You've probably posted your b-day before and I forgot.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:39 am
by Moxie
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
With railroads continuing their decades-long slide into obsolescence, one would think you'd be responsible for fewer locomotive crashes.
They can't prove anything
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:13 am
by Pigman
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
God will offer a heartfelt apology to the human race for His insensitivity after creating you, an obvious human-racial caricature.
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:00 pm
by jc
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
Well, let that be a lesson to you about going around throwing out bathwater without checking its contents first.