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Post by mmeowgrl » Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:15 pm

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
You have no concept of time, accountability, or common courtesy, which is only forgivable because you're a pretty house cat.

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Post by eddiecanuck » Sun Feb 29, 2004 11:38 pm

Wow, you're a Capricorn too eh? You've probably posted your b-day before and I forgot.
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Post by Moxie » Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:39 am

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
With railroads continuing their decades-long slide into obsolescence, one would think you'd be responsible for fewer locomotive crashes.


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Post by Pigman » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:13 am

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
God will offer a heartfelt apology to the human race for His insensitivity after creating you, an obvious human-racial caricature.
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Post by jc » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:00 pm

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
Well, let that be a lesson to you about going around throwing out bathwater without checking its contents first.
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