So... happy Easter!

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So... happy Easter!

Post by Gooch » Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:06 pm

Mine went swell, aside from me ALMOST killing my brother in law (ACCIDENTLY, I SWEAR!)

They bought a couple of these https://www.amazon.com/Holleyweb-5-Feet ... 7239&psc=1

And after Tanya and Matt christened them, with their bodies of course, I got to take one for a spin. Matt decided to hit me low, while I hit him high. In what you would think is definitely an obvious chain of events, Matt dislocated his hip VERY painfully. I got to watch Tanya put it back in. The sound, and pop movement will haunt my dreams forever.

So far, he's lucky to still have a leg according to the doc at the ER. Turns out dislocating a hip is NOT anything like a shoulder. You break every blood vessel attached to the bone almost every time, and then your femur literally dies.

The worst part of all of this? Matt was training for a marathon and actively runs a minimum of 6 miles a day, up to 13 miles per day. I feel awful.
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Re: So... happy Easter!

Post by zzottt » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:32 am

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Re: So... happy Easter!

Post by bio » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:43 am

Wow!!! Remind me to never play anything other than video games with you! :D

Seriously though, accidents happen. You didn't intend to hurt him, so don't blame yourself.
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