OW MY BALLS

[Gooch]

The Gooch can't have kids anymore (atleast, not after the next 6-10 weeks...) The procedure was definitely not fun. Better than expected, worse than I'd hoped.

[bio]

As a member of the "sugar free society", I welcome you to our ranks.

Now slip into those sweatpants and show that bag of frozen baby peas how much you love them!

[Gooch]

Frozen Corn, but exactly where I'm at right now.\

PS: I got rachel cake.

[bio]

Frozen Corn, but exactly where I'm at right now.\

Don't forget... yo can eat that corn later, so it's a win/win!

PS: I got rachel cake.

Add one more "win" to that! You're on a streak! Also, that cake is amazing (like all her cakes)!!!!

Just don't be like my friend Craig. He didn't feel too bad after his surgery so he did stupid things like play volleyball. He woke up with an angry black grapefruit in his underwear the next day.

[miftah]

This is on my to-do list. Never had any misgivings about getting my wings clipped, but my insurance doesn't make it cheap. Cheaper than a child? Certainly, but preventative medicine is about the only thing my insurance company will do to avoid getting me useful medical care.

He woke up with an angry black grapefruit in his underwear the next day.

This is story goes on the subject's permanent record. I will never forget this cautionary tale.

[zzottt]

Yikes!

I had mine done a few years ago. The awkward clinical environment during the process stands out the most for me. The pain lasted a couple days.

But that return checkup where you have to masterbate into cup so they can check your sperm level was so uncomfortable for me.

The nurse telling me what they needed and where the different porn was, just a huge turn off. I found it very difficult to preform that day. That walk of shame to hand her my sample was uncomfortable to say the least

[Gooch]

My follow up is in a week for any problems, that one they said call and cancel if you're feelin good. In 6 weeks I get to spank it in a cup, and then drive it across town in under 2 hours. "It goes in the cup ONLY the cup, NOWHERE ELSE FIRST."

[miftah]

The nurse telling me what they needed and where the different porn was, just a huge turn off. I found it very difficult to preform that day. That walk of shame to hand her my sample was uncomfortable to say the least.

"Wait... you're not participating?"

[Gooch]

Thankfully not.

[bio]

I had to "self service" at home, then run it directly back to the clinic. I walked up to the front desk of my Dr's office at Rockwood Clinic, told them I had my sample, and put it on the counter. The two young girls who manned the desk looked at me with shock and actually moved their chairs back six inches. One of them then informed me in a stern voice (which everyone in the lobby could hear) that my sample needs to go to the lab, not here.

Totally not completely embarrassing.

I shoved it back into my pocket and quickly exited past all the people in line behind me (who witnessed the event) as quickly as possible. The woman in the lab was very nonchalant about receiving my hand whipped gift.

[Gooch]

Hahaha rough. May god have mercy.