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I'm not an adict, it's cool, I feel alive...
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:27 am
by bio
Just got back from seeing my Doctor. I'm chock full of perscriptions now!
Here's a sampler of my medicine chest:
Tizanidine for back spasm
Nortriptyline for sleeping
Hydocordone for breakthroug pain
Morphine for daily pain management
I'm Rush Limbaugh's new bestest buddy! (I'm also having one hell of a time typing this).
I have no idea what the street value is, but then again, I'm greedy and it's all mine.
Wheeeee (shoot me, please!)
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:08 pm
by mmeowgrl
Morphine! Dude you must have some serious pain!

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:26 pm
by bio
I've been a little cranky.
On a side note, it doesn't feel too bad at the moment (and my head ins't too foggy now), so life is good.
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:26 pm
by Eve
You might wanna increase your fibre load, the morpheine is gonna make your crap wanna back up lol
Nothin could be worse than Bio full of sh*t. Oh, hang on, that's nothin new hehe
but seriously, i truly hope your condition improves. NOTHING is worse than constant back pain

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:48 pm
by bio
Eve wrote:You might wanna increase your fibre load, the morpheine is gonna make your crap wanna back up lol
Yeah... they told me about that.
Luckily, I'm a major salad monkey. I live for green leafy stuff (much to my wife's dismay... as she's a true carnivore... there must be a large steaming hunk of something dead at each meal).
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:58 pm
by Eve
I actually think you need more than just salad. I am assuming they have Metamucil or equivalent fibre drinks, yucky but does the job.
One day I will tell you about the medical problem I had which was 'ugh*

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:54 pm
by bio
Eve wrote:One day I will tell you about the medical problem I had which was 'ugh*

HEHeheheeheheeheheehe!
I know this one!!!
Ooooh-ohhhh!!! Can I tell it???
<pick me!>
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:12 pm
by Eve
ok tell it tell it if you must lol
But it isn't the _other_ condition I am talking about

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 5:32 am
by bio
Oh... something better?
Please share!
<all of us are sitting in a circle, eagerly awaiting Eve's story>

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:14 am
by Eve
I said one day, and today ISN'T that day lol
Besides, its past my bedtime and i need to be snorin

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:00 am
by bio
Eve wrote:I actually think you need more than just salad. I am assuming they have Metamucil or equivalent fibre drinks, yucky but does the job.
I've been doing the fibercon shuffle (tablets instead of the drink)... unfortunately, it hasn't kicked in yet.
Bloated-r-us!
But I do have the most amazing gas! Aren't I sexy?