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My wife's water just broke! Here goes nothin! We're only 6 weeks early. Fuck. Should be fine. I'll update you when I know more. For now we're cleaning the house. No use being miserable the hospital when we can be miserable at home!

Wishing the three of you the best of luck!

Can't wait to meet your new crotch goblin!

That's awesome. Hope everything is smooth sailing and everyone is healthy.

So far we’re just waiting. Without the water balloon we can’t go home so we could be here another week. Baby will be here 4-6 weeks after birth.

Hope you have figured out a way to sneak in some beer

I figured it out but I don’t want to get murdered by my wife.

Wimp

New user has arrived! She’s pretty little but she’s breathing on her own. Iv and CPAP but she’s doing well.

3lb 15oz at 9:50AM this morning. She came FAST. The nurse stepped out “we might have a baby in the next hour or three.”

7 minutes later baby in hand.

Congratulations!

Cigars for everyone! And beer... Lots of beer.

What's the young ladies name?

Harper Lily

Like To Kill a Mockingbird

She is sure to be an individual with that name. Congratulations again! Hopefully she is healthy and doesn't have any long term issues with coming earlier than expected

That’s the plan! Exactly after Harper Lee.

Update from this morning: momma got to hold her for an hour! CPAP is down to 5% and she’s eating. She’s gained 2oz (expected to just be weight from iv) and has this whole premie thing by the sack!

Awesome news! Congrats.
The twins were a month early and had a bit of a stay in NICU as well. Not fun times, but you'll be through it before you know it.